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Post by gsdgroupie on Aug 31, 2020 21:33:34 GMT
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Post by caryll on Sept 1, 2020 6:22:54 GMT
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Post by cockneychris on Sept 1, 2020 9:48:02 GMT
That’s Vinny every week
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Post by gsdgroupie on Sept 1, 2020 10:54:27 GMT
They know what they like!  |
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Post by gtrmacs on Sept 4, 2020 16:07:13 GMT
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Post by gtrmacs on Sept 4, 2020 16:28:11 GMT
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Post by gsdgroupie on Sept 4, 2020 16:31:42 GMT
I agree!!!
When Max was still with us, he used to go mad at the whistle in the MacDonalds advert, it was because our egg delivery man always whistled as he came up the drive (and still does!).
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Post by gtrmacs on Sept 4, 2020 16:36:54 GMT
Any doorbell will do for Tasha - ours, next door's, 20 houses away, ... The council had a 'neighbourhood homogenisation' scheme 20+ years ago, so half the houses in our road have _identical_ squeaky front gates  Tasha lets us know the postman's coming when he's about 15 houses away ... |
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Post by gtrmacs on Oct 27, 2020 20:04:19 GMT
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Post by gsdgroupie on Oct 27, 2020 20:06:37 GMT
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Post by gtrmacs on Oct 27, 2020 20:12:10 GMT
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking greyhound For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking greyhound sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the greyhound.
"Yes," the greyhound replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the greyhound talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The greyhound looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a greyhound would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the greyhound.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But this greyhound is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying fatherless. He's never been out of the garden!!.
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Post by gsdgroupie on Oct 27, 2020 20:16:14 GMT
On form tonight Brian!  |
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Tasha lets us know the postman's coming when he's about 15 houses away ...
